StreetLegalPlay by Kyle Thomas Smith

Congratulations, Ellen and Portia!

Posted in Uncategorized by streetlegalplay on August 17, 2008

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi got married!

The ceremony took place in Ellen’s house in California.

I don’t know much about Portia, but Ellen is one of my favorite people in the world. I’m a longtime fine.

I’m so glad she got married – even if her union doesn’t qualify as a marriage in Barack’s (or McCain’s) eyes.

(See my last blog, “Selling Us Down the River, Barack?,” for more about my views on that:

https://streetlegalplay.wordpress.com/2008/08/17/selling-us-down-the-river-barack/)

Congratulations, Ellen and Portia!

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Selling Us Down the River, Barack?

Posted in Uncategorized by streetlegalplay on August 17, 2008

Tonight, we stayed in and caught some of the Faith Forum on CNN.

There’s Barack, courting votes and racking up applause at Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church by pronouncing, “Marriage is between a man and a woman.”

(Remember during the 2004 Vice-Presidential Debates when Barack’s compatriot John Edwards went one better than Barack by saying, “Marriage is between a man and a woman, period.” Almost four years later, at the Democratic primaries, Edwards shuddered as he stated how difficult it was for him to concede even civil unions to gay couples. A few months after that, the lid was blown off just how much Edwards honors the very institution of marriage that he wishes to exclude gays from sharing with his more righteous set.)

Another sell-out sound byte from Barack, “I’m not someone who promotes gay marriage.”

He capped off his defense of civil unions by saying that hospitals should allow gay partners to visit each other “whether I personally agree with it or not.” The “it” is homosexuality – whether or not it’s morally right to be in a same-sex partnership. And, by the tone and context of his statement, he was trying to reassure evangelicals that he doesn’t believe gay relationships are right.

As far as I can tell, Barack, you’re no better than McCain on this issue. Not now, that is. It wasn’t always like this.

I used to love you, but you’ve steadily lost my respect.

You’ve deeply offended me.

85A Log: Ellen Page, Fox News, SLC Punk!, Barack Obama

Posted in Uncategorized by streetlegalplay on July 10, 2008

So, I told myself I wanted to keep a blog of my incremental progress on 85A. I have a feeling, though, that I’d just keep keying in, “It’s coming along.” Don’t know how much more I can say about the book without handing out plot-spoilers.

I will tell you that I want Seamus to be the anti-Juno. Now, he’s smart in his own right-brain sort of way. His vocabulary is a little more advanced than your average 15-year-old’s. He’s even perceptive and precocious. But he’s naive and bewildered by the world around him, unlike in-crowd teenybopper Juno, who talks and acts like she’s been around more blocks than most merchant marines.

Ellen Page - Hard Candy

Ellen Page - Hard Candy

(I’m still working out my grudge against Ellen Page in therapy. I first saw her when Hard Candy came out in theaters in 2005. Her Little Miss Smarty-Pants routine was so obnoxious, I walked out of the Angelika halfway through the movie. Then I decided that wasn’t very Buddhist of me, so I rented it on DVD, hoping I wouldn’t hate her so much on that go-round. Nope! Didn’t work that time either. Kept wanting her to get killed. Juno was even worse. If you ever want to torture me to death, tie me to a chair, just like she did with that guy in Hard Candy, and put a bunch of teenage girls in front of me who talk just like her. Suffice it to say, my beautiful Seamus will NOT talk like Ellen Page.)

Stevo - SLC Punk

Stevo - SLC Punk

But Seamus is a character whom Stevo in SLC Punk! would call a poseur and might even try beating up. See, Seamus isn’t into punk because he loves hard-core. He’s into it because he’s angry and dejected and it’s one of the closest things to English culture his green little anglophile mind can conceive. Stevo has no love for limies or any American who acts like them.

Set in January 1989, two days after the inauguration of George Herbert Walker Bush, Seamus rails against Reagan, Bush and America in ways that will keep me (his creator) out of the White House for life. Good! I don’t want the job. And I give Obama all the credit in the world for standing up under all this heat. There’s no inhumanity too base for Fox News and its proponents to commit. (After all the lies and deceits of the past 8 years, does anyone still regard them as a credible news source?) I was punching holes in my office walls after I saw the video (see above) that moveon.org sent around yesterday about how Fox is treating Michelle. Then I had to ask myself, “Are you surprised?”

Rather than ruining my own knuckles and health over the racist, fear-mongering trash Fox’s been talking since its inception, I now choose to instead put my hands together and bow to Obama like I do to my statue of the Buddha. He has been an aikido master throughout his whole campaign, letting his opponents’ every jab ram straight into the emptiness from whence it came. I wish I had that much cool. Some of my best moments each day are when I click on to RealClearPolitics and find that Barack is still ahead in the polls.

Last night over pizza at Two Boots, Julius told me, “I’d hate to say it, but, if Barack does become the next president, I don’t think it’ll be so much because he won the election but because McCain lost the election.” I knew what he meant. If the Bush administration hadn’t been such a dismal, sociopathic failure, would the country that reelected a war criminal in 2004 elect a black humanitarian in 2008? Methinks the answer would be, no. But, either way, the important thing is that he does become our next president. He will do so much to repair our international relations, race relations, our collapsing economy, and other domestic discords.

Is Obama perfect? No. I’m still pissed that he capitulated with the rest of the democrats on warrantless wiretapping. (That was the last capitulation I would stand from those side-with-and-then-blame-Bush wimps. I withdrew my Democrat status at that moment and became an independent.) Even though Barack is in favor of civil unions and gay rights, he maintains that, “Marriage is between a man and a woman.” (He declared that like it was law and did not elaborate.) To which I respond, “Not when it’s a gay marriage.” Why does he feel the need to defend these benighted and exclusionary definitions? All that aside, he’s an amazing man, an amazing writer, an amazing speaker, and I’m sure he’ll prove to be an amazing president. If we elect Barack, for the first time in his life, Seamus would be proud of his country. (I mean, if he weren’t a fictional character, that is.)

Another thing I fear about 85A is that readers might take Seamus’ statements about race the wrong way. He wants racial unity and racial harmony with all his soul, but he comes from a racist home and a racist neighborhood in a segregated city and, at 15, he has yet to unlearn a lot of his preconceptions about immigrants, gays and non-whites. However, his best friend Tressa – a black teen prodigy and theater artist – does a lot to help him dismantle that mentality and see more things than he’d ever see without her.

So, anyway, 85A is coming along and, I’m happy to report, so is Barack.